Theme parks - whorra laugh. We were recently given some free tickets to one renowned for scary rides. We booked a bus and with a decent carer/child ratio headed off to enjoy all that it offered. Let me just take that back. The children went for it. Me? I became guardian of the backpacks/jackets and mobiles as they queued. Just looking at the ride was enough to turn my stomach. Otherwise rational people allowing themselves to be flung round a monorail at high speeds. Yeeech. I got grief from the children and other workers for...